You’re ridiculous.
No really. You’re absolutely ridiculous. I can’t comprehend the shit you do. Like, when you’re cooking, somehow you’re the Chef de cuisine and the Sous-chef all at the same time. You’re running front of house and making the right moves behind the scenes.
And we’re all lapping it up. We’re not even wanting to breathe between bites anymore. It’s just too good it should be a sin.
The powers that be might as well give you a James Beard to go along with the myriad of accolades you’ve stacked up during your career. After all, you’ve got just as many mind blowing dishes as you do points.